do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner